Sam'ism II

{Setting: Mommy Wemmick running errands with the three munchkins in tow one afternoon.}

mySamuelson: "Mom!" (Belted out with a twinge of panic.)

Mom: "What??" (Glancing in the rear-view mirror on the lookout for the "boy who cried wolf".)

mySamuelson: "It's a 100 minutes!" (Looking toward the digital clock on the car's dash.)

Mom: (muffling a chuckle) "No, Dear.  It's 1:00."