Mom: "Ooooh! Punk needs a new pair of shoes for the pool." (Poor child's toes are hanging off the end of the sandals she's currently wearing!
Mad: "Look Mom! (in partial, excited shock while stabbing her fingers at a pair of shoes) It's the same kind of shoes the Easter Bunny brought me!" (mySamuelson & I both did a double-take!)
mySamuelson: "The Easter Bunny must shop at Walmart, Madalyn." (dismissively)